Kitty Litter
wanna know what’s fun?

getting your ?boyfriend? off under the table in a room full of people, when you’re sitting on a stage with his boss sitting on the other side of you. wanna know what’s more fun than that? when he does the same to you. and wanna know what’s fucking hysterical? when he fingers you earlier in the evening, and you tell him he’s not allowed to wash his hands for the rest of the night, so not only does he shake said boss’s hand… lol… he somehow manages to slip his pussy-juice covered finger into the mashed potatoes, right before he passes them to the other people at the table. =)

almost as much fun as the whip… almost.

Things you might not know

You can get your guy off in the bathroom at Starbucks and not get arrested.

That’s all. Thought it was worth sharing. =)